Quotes

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I thought I would write down some of the funniest and most memorable things I have heard in my army career. If you have a funny quote, comment the link to the comment, picture, etc. or just copy and paste it. Tell me approximately when it was and who said it.

 ~Boomer

“March on!”
~Oagalthorp

“I dont march to the beat of the drums, I hear maracas!”
~Shadow2446

“Takin it back Old Skool.”
~Shadow2446

“Today, at 10:54am RPF slipped into Snow Fort, and accidentally conquered it.”
~Dragonninja0

Zippy500: “You’re not the guy for me. Cause I’m in love with Person’s mom!”
Person1233: ” “

Lucario98765: “Wow, I thought you all would hate me when I joined Nachos.”
Fort57: “I hate you Luc.”
Lucario98765: “I love you too Fort.”

Kpkrocks1:“What about we attack Oagal and his supporters?”
Wgfv: “Let’s dump whatever the **** it is he’s drinking.”

“I was saving a baby owl from certain death!”
~The Jungle N

“It’s better to have a smart mouth than to be a dumb *** Mindy.”
~Kyle Cease

“*Throws gay cow at Luc”
~Mazachster

“MY SOLDIERS ARE COMPLETE DRUNKS. THEY ARE ALL 100% DRUNK. I stepped on Trooper Duck’s eggs”
~Ductator Duck

“I shoulda never shoved all those poor animals up my ***”
~Kyle Cease

Terrking24: “I was just about to click tit.” *it it not tit IT IT”
Boomer 20:“lol nice typo xD”

Rapidy:“Rap’s getting funky with the Monkeys.”
Nakib:“Ohh that means with Ankita that she’s a monkey?”
Goalkeeper7: “He might be gay…”

Peguin21795: “I’m so happy, I am about to **** my pants.”
Capuzzi:“Not in front of me plz.”

Fort57:“** Get’s megaphone LUC NIC’S ON*”
Boomer 20:“*Throws rock at Luc’s window, get up lazy ***!!”
Nicole6754: “*Kicks Boomer’s ****”

Pat:“I lost a fight against ACP. “
Boomer 20:“Good job Pat now you’re a small asterisk in the ACP Kicked Your *** category.”

Shaboomboom:“Ok I added a page to the chat.”
Commando717:“Amazing! He did more than Kg in 30 seconds! I’m just kidding! lmao”
Shaboomboom: Nice. You’re lucky Kg isn’t here.”
Commando717:“YESSSSS”
Shaboomboom: “O wait he is.”
Commando717:“NOOOOO”f
Lucario98765:“Don’t worry I prt scrn that.”

Commando717: “I left a comment saying ‘I think Aka should be Field Janitor’.”

Zippy500:“Obama wants to draw troops out of Iraq. How is that the same as Bush?”
Dr Nono Jr: “Bush is really one of the greatest presidents we’ve ever had.”
Boomer 20:“OMG DID U JUST SAY THAT!? Wow Bread.”
Zippy500: “Bread= retard redneck”

Blue Speed 7: “Can I have me medal of honour though?”
Solraida:“I’ve been here for 3 years I should get the medal of no life xD.”
Abercrombe29: “If you keep asking, you’ll get the medal of banned award.”

Oagalthorp: “P.S. Boomer: Great speeches, you have more talent than I thought.”
Boomer 20: “Thanks. That means a lot from you.”
Abercrombe29: (sarcastic) “Wow, what an honor.”
Fort57:” Oagal never gave me a compliment like that.”

[Kick] “I have kicked Your_Mom_is_HOT Reason: My mom says thanks but you haven’t hit puberty yet.”
~Baloon451

Boomer 20:“Berry what do I suck? *why  O wow that was a bad typo xD.”
Person1233: “You suck lollipops. “
Fort57:“Ohh Boomer bad timing, Person was here xD.”
Boomer 20:“Yeah ik. Could have been a lot worse tho xD.”

Johnhancoff: “Can I be a mod for a sex? *sec”
Snowy 351: [Kick] “No sex talk here.”

“It’s like, dude, Jewish people get 8 days because they don’t make as big deal about it. Why did you have to go and make Christmas 12 days!”
~Kyle Cease about the guy who thought of the “12 Days of Christmas”

“Boomer I dare u to turn of the tv in a milk sex. **mil sec* LOL”
~Missfrog4

“Nachos are tasty. I dunno about the army being tasty though.”
~Some n00b on Mammoth

“You see, I am kinda like a weed. A really friendly weed who kicks butt, but a weed nonetheless.”
~Alpha 1

Mazachster:“Being an Oagal suckup is better than leading an army in the nude.”
Person1233:“Pfft Maz, you know nothing about leading an army in the nude. There is an awesome breeze.”

“Boomer’s a major cutie-pie. What a stud-muffin. xD”
~Oagalthorp (kidding )

“I still remember when Big Balls banned me on forum. Oh crap…um *Big Balla. Sorry, s is right next to the a. I still hate him/her/it anyway.”
~Headofpolice

“She’s banned forever. There’s no such thing as long enough.”
~Fort57

“Hey I’m mad Commando, you melted my hands of plutonium. “
~Clintos007

“Woot Oagal! You made an edit that I can agree with!”
~Person1233

“El pollo es muy importante.”
~Boomer 20 with a purposefully incorrect translation

“If you want the tallest building in the city, you have two options. You can either build the tallest building, or tear down all those that are taller than yours.”
~Oagalthorp

“I will post our strategy when the Snow Forts return and the puffles are killed.. err… removed.”
~Person1233

“boy who plays club penguin died”
~Search term that linked to the SSACP site

“to know when u have anger problems”
~Search term that linked to the SSACP site

“conficker, you know, computer viruses are created by the government to keep people in geek squad in business xD” ~Hoppy Toe

Penguink2: “ACP sucks!”
Seanehawk: ” If ACP sucks so much, it shows how AWESOME you are being here.”

Saint1119: “I bet my dad 5 bucks that I could lick my elbow by the end of the week. So i went to Wiki Answers and found out how: 1.Using a chainsaw, remove your non-dominant arm. 2. Stick out your tongue. 3. Pick up the arm with your other, working arm and touch the elbow to your tongue. 4. Seek medical help IMMEDIATELY. 5. You should be on the phone with 911 no more than 15 seconds after you started these these steps.”
Kg 007: “That’s a little extreme…”
Saint1119: “Dude… 5 bucks.”

Saint: “ABER. ABER ABER ABER ABER.”
Luc: “MOM. MOM MOM MOM.”
Chris: “wut”

Kj Bulldogs: “We are 75% nachos and 50% acp.”
Saint: “Thats 125% idiot…”

Solraida: [talking]
Seanehawk: watch your language 8 year olds come here
Solraida: Sorry, Its nod’s fault.
Nodear: Blame it on the ***

“Oagal was a great leader while he was a leader. Then he came back and screwed with us a bunch after he retired.” ~Dr Nono Jr

“What’s air?” ~Foxtails

Hattrick: “Nono, link me to the quotes page.”
Dr Nono Jr: “Okay, do you want the censored version or the uncensored version? Oh, who am I kidding? You’re Hatt! Here’s the uncensored version.”

Ganondorf: “I’m back with a day! Mwa ha ha! And maybe if I sweet talk Fox, I can get a power out of him!”
Dr Nono Jr: “O_O… That’s going on the quotes page XP”
Sonic the 1: “Big hit!”
Ganondorf: “What?”

Boomer 20: A.K.A Gay Pride parades aren’t for me only
Boomer 20: Owned
Shaboomboom: XD
Boomer 20: *men

“The past is over and the future doesn’t exist yet. Do what you can while you can do it, and you’ll be set for teh future you create.” ~Oagalthorp

(about Track racing)
Oagalthorp: Whats his best time?
Kg 007: Fast.
Oagalthorp: . . . a time would help . . .
Kg 007: 1 o’clock