In this post I will be speaking about the enemies of the ACP. They have trash-talked us for doys, but now it is our turn. technically we won’t even be “trash-talking” any of our enemies, be will just be stating what they have done and how it is wrong. đ
UMA
This is the big one. Let’s start out by talking about why they caused this war. They have been asked this question several times, but there is no single, definite answer.
One of their many answers is “Oagalthorp is evil”. To me, this highly-biased, three-word opinion based off of rumors and assumptions is by no means a worthy reason for starting a World War.
Another common UMA answer for starting the war is “the ACP bosses everyone around”. True, the ACP is big, but the main reason we have so much influence is because not only ACP soldiers, but most members from many other Club Penguin armies view this site. These non-ACP viewers may think that some of the orders that I give are directed toward everyone, not just ACP soldiers (which is false, this is the ACPwebsite). If that is the case I will not be held responsible if some reader misinterprets my wording.
My final, and favorite UMA response for starting this war is “the ACP is controlling servers, and that is wrong”. You would think the UMA soldiers would have enough common sense to notice two things: 1. We don’t even control servers. There was a big debate over it a while ago, and we decided to just stick with protecting servers. 2.The UMA complains about us and our servers, and yet they never mention a word about the Nacho Empire, and how that “Empire” actually controls servers, and how the Empire’s main goal is to conquer new servers, including servers already controlled/protected by another army.
The next thing about the UMA I will discuss is their behavior. The UMA soldiers brag about how much more “mature” and “smart” they are than ACP soldiers.
About that . . .
“Mature”? I think not. They spam on our website like 8-year-olds, and their language isn’t very appropriate. just the other day I entered a UMA chat room, and they started cussing and saying really gross, perverted things. these are the people that claim to be more mature than the mild-mannered, temper-less ACP soldiers.
And “smart”? They are blindly following a new leader they hadn’t even heard of a few weeks ago. And exactly how “smart” is it to wage war for no reason?
Nachos
These people are just as bad. As with the UMA, lets start our by commenting on the Nachos’ reason for entering the war. In truth, they don’t have a reason. They don’t even have any excuses like those of the UMA. In the Nachos’ war declaration post they mentioned that they would help the UMA, without mentioning why. I’m sure that after reading this they will think of some, improvised excuse, but “If you enter a war for no reason, you fight a war for no reason.”
The Nachos are also doing some pretty low, sleazy things to try to win this war. That includes spreading rumors they know are lies, and trying to steal new servers for their Empire, that already has too much land to defend.
The Nachos second-in-command even admitted to making these rumors (or lies, as they should be calling them). A Nacho even said “It is well known that Texas vs A is kinda iffy about armies right now. If we spread enough rumors, we can undermine the enemy long enough to take Mammoth. Itâs fool-proof!” I have already found two of their lies in their posts. They are “It is well known that Texas vs A is kinda iffy about armies right now” and “The acp are slowly dying out of mammoth.”
If Texas Vs A is “kinda iffy” then why did he re-apply for the ACP, and become a Filed Marshal? If “The acp are slowly dying out of mammoth.”, then explain all of the big battles where the ACP beats the Nachos?
About the “server conquest”. The Nachos aren’t even big enough to protect one region, let alone USA South, Canada, and many of the ACP servers. According to the Nachos, all of these servers are under their control. First of all, the Nachos don’t own any ACP servers, the only servers they have stepped foot in are Mammoth and Blizzard. Yes, we agreed to let them have Canada, but only until the ANTA is set up. Unfortunately, that is not likely to happen until after the war. So we will just invade Canada. Lol.
On the bright side (for the ACP) most people won’t believe the nachos’ rumors, and they will be frowned upon for using such an under-handed strategy.
AOH
Army of Hippies? I though that hippies wanted absolutely no war. đ Enough said.
P.S. They are no threat.
PRA
This is a smaller army that doesn’t pose much of a threat, but I have decided to include if for a few reasons. First of all, I used to consider that the PRA, just behind the RPF, was our best ally. I though they had a smart leader, and that the PRA had a lot of potential, and would eventually emerge as a major army.
Recently all of that has been proved wrong. Obviously they, like many other armies, have little common sense because they are siding with the UMA. If you have ready the “reasons” the UMA declared war, you would understand why the PRA lacks logic. Like all other enemy armies, they have no real reason for joining with the UMA other than (quote) “diplomatic reasons”.
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Of all of the big armies in this conflict, I see no other groups (other than the ACP) making any more sense than the RPF. like us, they are one of the few armies that sees that this war is pointless. The only reason the ACP is even fighting is for self-defense. So to the RPF, ACP, and anyone else that sees the truth, I congratulate you.
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Defenses
It has come to my attention that we need more defenses used in this war. Here are the things we should do:
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I would like every ACP soldier to check out Mammoth two or three times a day. Rally soldiers and try to clear out any enemies.
The new, under-handed tactic being used by our enemies is fake rumors, which are basically lies. They are trying to make the ACP look bad, and make them look good. We can easily stop this, and here is how:
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Only read the ACP and RPF websites for official war news.
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If you hear anything bad about the ACP or our allies, comment in this siate and ask if it is true. Most likely it will be one of their lies.
Also, whenever the rumor-starting armies make a post I will point out on my post if they are trying to start any new rumors.
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Blizzard
The ACP is taking back Blizzard. We agreed that if we ever went to war, then ACP would get Blizzard back, because we gave the Nachos a Land Grant for it. We are taking away that Land Grant.
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Battles Today
This is a new segment where we list any battles that have happened that day. So far there have been two battles today. The first battle was a tie. Here are the pictures:
A small group of ACP soldiers ended up beating a giant Nachos and UMA force. But to settle any arguments, I am labeling it a “tie”. If any Nachos or UMA soldiers complain about this, it will prove that they are too immature to not accept a victory. The next battle the ACP won. Unfortunately, I have no pictures of that battle.
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-Oagalthorp
Until later,
March on!
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