New Party Sneak Peek!

Billybob posted in his blog a new sneak peek of the St. Patrick Day, which looks that will be not a great party. Some people remembers the St. Patrick Day of last year, which had the same decorations for pet shop as in the sneak peek. This looks that will be not the big deal this month.

Here is a picture of the Pet Shop in St. Patrick Day (the picture is from my old website):

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Anyways, there will be COOL updates in March 2008:

→ Two Awesome Parties (St. Patrick Day Party and April Fools Party)

→ A brand New Game! (two games in two months!)

→ A Sport Shop catalog update with a new Game Upgrade! (the new tackle thing for Ice Fishing)

→ A Scavenger Hunt! (Easter Egg Scavenger Hunt)

→ And as always: New Pins, New Clothes, New Furniture and More!

P.S: The new forums are going very well!. There is already 90 members in less a week. The ACP forums will soon be used to send secret messages to ACP soldiers (if Oagalthorp agrees with that). Soon, I will add a cool feature to the forums, which I will don’t tell anything yet!

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 Battle Information >>>

• WHAT DAY: Friday, February 29
• WHAT TIME: 7:00pm PST (convert that to your own time at the Snow Forts clock)
• WHAT SERVER: Mammoth
• WHAT ROOM: Dojo
• WHY: To punish the Nachos for their insolence.

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This is everything!

-tomY

The Nachos . . . | Battle Time

Akabob, and all other Nachos, here is a message to you.

We both know that the ACP has been behaving a bit more respectable than the Nachos. One, maybe two ACP soldiers have acted immaturely on the Nacho site, and just about every Nacho on record has acted inappropriately here. Nachos, I think it is high time to step it up and stop acting like a bunch of 8-year-olds who just learned a few new cuss words.

You’d think this would be the worst or their atrocities, but lo, it continues. Akabob even went low enough to display an extremely crude and vulgar slide-show on his website, a slide-show that includes, (if you have a weak stomach stop reading) a baby in a microwave. It really, really makes me sad to think that Akabob would find this funny.

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BATTLE

I’ve decided to humor the Nachos by accepting their little battle offer.

• WHAT DAY: Friday, February 29
• WHAT TIME: 7:00pm PST (convert that to your own time at the Snow Forts clock)
• WHAT SERVER: Mammoth
• WHAT ROOM: Dojo
• WHY: To punish the Nachos for their insolence.

I might not be able to come, but hey, do you really even need a leader present to beat the Nachos? Just in-case you do (which I doubt) Fort57 will lead the battle, unless I can by some miracle come.

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-Oagalthorp

Until later,

March on!

-Comments and Suggestiosn Welcome-

ACP Vs Nachos

Oagalthorp: Lol, notice how we never complain when the Nachos claim to win battles that have no photographic evidence of their victory, and yet when the ACP presents a Victory Report about a battle we so clearly won, (as you can see in the pictures) every single Nacho complains and says that they really won. This is proof that the ACP is far more mature than those little chips. Good job ACP!

Anyway, remember to visit the new ACP FORUMS created by TomY and his crew. The Forums are also located in the Blogroll.

Well on Monday the 25th, the ACP & Nachos had a pretty big battle:                        Oagalthrop was on the chat giving orders to the rest of the troops, and it was a pretty good strategy. The ACP used a tactic which we went from the cove to the snow forts in an attempt to get more recruits and we did. Then we went to the dojo to finish the Nachos off. And remember to get on at least 15 minutes a day to rally soilders while Oagal is away. Also if you see a Nacho go to ACP Chat and tell everyone, but make sure there’s more than 3 nachos, because if there isn’t its kinda pointless.

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New Author

Hi everyone this is Fort57, I’m the new author! So now there is someone else to help run this site.

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New ACP forum!

The new ACP forums are ready!. They have lots of cool stuff!. Here is the link to go to the forums:

http://armyofclubpenguin.forumotion.com/

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Here is the features of the forum:

-There is 4 groups: Administrators, Moderators, Trainee Moderators and Beta Testers.

-There is 17 emotes made by me.

-Forums like “Posting Games” or “Homework” are seen only if you are registered.

-It has private messaging. Do not abuse of this feature or the private messages will be disabled.

-There is a place who redirects to the ACP website.

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Read the rules of the forums before posting!

-tomY

Oagalthorp: Just so you know, until TomY makes me an Admin, my Forums name is “Oagalthorp *ORIGIONAL*“. Someone thought they would be funny by making their name “Oagalthorp”. Just wanted to keep you informed, bye!

P.S. Great job TomY and his crew, the forums are awsome!

Oagalthorp: Thanks TomY!

Conflict Continued | Operation Snowstorm

First let me say this: Because of The World’s Most Useless Computer it may be, get this, yet another week until my return. So I need you soldiers to be especially active to compensate for my absence. Plus I am a non-member and will be a non-member until my return. Not that it matters, because I can’t get on Club Penguin anyway.

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OPERATION SNOWSTORM

I have decided to initiate Operation Snowstorm in-order to keep an eye on any Nacho forces in USA North. here is how it will work.

1. Every day, as much as possible, go on Mammoth and check for any Nachos.
2. After searching Mammoth, move out to Blizzard, and patrol there.
3. If you see a Nacho anywhere so much as lob a snowball at you, get reinforcements from the ACP Chat and take out the chip.
4. Don’t fire at any Nachos unless they fire at you first.

This will ensure that our citizens are well defended from our zesty, “neutral” enemies.

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CONFLICT CONTINUED

The Nachos remain to be stubborn. The co-leader has gone so far as to make some little, childish imitations of me (if that’s not sad, I don’t know what is).

I do pity the Nachos, to a certain extent. Akabob doesn’t really know how to fight a war; he doesn’t even think battles matter. I think that this proves a point: If that is the Nachos’ view of this conflict, the ACP will win.

Bob also fails to grasp the fact that the word “neutral” means “neutral”. If you fire at us, that no longer makes you “neutral”.

Akabob22 intentionally fired at the ACP (in the nude, I might add). That is as good of a declaration of war as I’ve ever seen.

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PS. Be respectable enemies. Don’t spam on the Nacho site, don’t be rude, be fair, and don’t sink down to the Nachos’ level of decency.

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PPS. The UMA vs. SSACP situation is something different entirely. We aren’t helping the SSACP out against the UMA, and the SSACP isn’t helping us out against the Nachos. We don’t want to cause a bigger conflict than necessary.

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-Oagalthorp

Until alter,

March on!

-Comments and Suggestions Welcome-

Club Penguin Times: February 21

Here is the most official news in the newspaper of this week.

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Save the Migrator: A Campaign Update

With its new name, the first launch of “Aqua Grabber” was a success. Campaign organizers say that the inicial results have exceeded the wildest hopes.

“I think we really can save the Migrator”, said one organizer.

Gary the Gadget Guy is equally as hopeful and very happy his invention works. “I’ve been so inspired in everyone’s enthusiasm in the project. The poll last week was very close. I think that proved everyone are very eager to get started!”

Aqua Grabber 39.0%

Deep Sea Salvage: 30.3%

Depth Diver: 30.2%

More pilots are needed to brave the depths however, if the Migrator is to be successfully salvaged. What’s to be done with the pieces of the ship that pilots are collecting will be revealed soon, according to campaign organizers.

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New Tackle to Tackle Fish

Penguins familiar with tasty toppings know that one of Pizza Parlor’s best kept secrets are delicious grey fish Pizzatron chefs often add to their dishes. The Club Penguin Times have tracked down the penguin responsible for catching the grey fish. He has asked to remain anonymous but has agreed to reveal his secret.

The expert revealed that the secret lies in using the right fishing tackle. “I use a special lure to catch them. I developed it myself. Just a worm on a hook won’t do”.

The unnamed expert announced his special new tackle will be available at the sport shop. “I can’t catch enough of this grey fish on my own to keep up with the demand, so I thought it best to share the secret”.

The sport shop hopes to have the lures ready on February 29.

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Q: Do you really need an apron to work at the Pizza Parlor?

A: I know the Pizza Parlor is always buzzing with customers and in need of waiters to serve them. Like everyone, I too love a delicious now and then. Although you need a special uniform to pour coffee or flip dough, there’s no reason at all that you can’t help customers with their orders. One thing is for sure – no one needs an uniform to make pizzas in Pizzatron 3000!. Come to think of it, when orders are piling up, I’m sure most penguins wouldn’t mind if their waiter is in uniform or not. Good Luck!

-Aunt Arctic

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Jokes (highlight the text to see the answer):
What kind of music do rabbits like to listen to? Hip-Hop!
What kind of fish only cares for himself? Shell Fish!

Riddles (highlight the text to see the answer):
What has four legs but can’t walk? A chair.
What falls but not crash? The Night.

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Upcoming Events

February 22
-New Igloo Catalog
-New Furniture Catalog

February 29
-New Sports Catalog
-New Pin Hidden

March 3
-New Books in Book Room

March 7
-New Wig Catalog
-New Clothing Catalog

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Puzzle Shuffle

Do you believe me?

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Fan Comics

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Vote for me, please. I am in the finals of Penguin Choice Awards:

http://clubpenguinidol.wordpress.com/

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This is everything!

-tomY

Lol! (You’ve Got to Love the Effort)

As you know, it is a possibility that we will soon be at war with the Nachos. Not that I have anything against (most of) them, but they aren’t really the strongest army out there. Yet their Second-in-Command (their leader has been absent for weeks, by the way) is ranting on and on about how “great” the Nachos are. Check out their oh-s0-threatening letter:

To all ACP soldiers,

You might still be angry that we decided to aid our ally UMA in the Battle Monday. I don’t care. Be angry. You literally make us look better. Anyway, I suggest you guys listen to the song “Bulls On Parade” by Rage Against the Machine alot more, because we are Bulls on Parade, while you might be more of Metallica’s “One”.

As you can see, Bob22 actually thinks the Nachos have a chance. This is sad. Luckily the next day he got a little bit wiser. He is trying to pull the UMA into the conflict he started. Would a real friend do that? Anyway, here is what he said:

To the UMA,

Hi, it’s AkaBob22 here to tell you what you need to do to win this upcoming war that is bound to happen.

I know waiting isn’t generally your thing, but you need to wait. If you want us to help you, then wait. A very simple formula actually. Anyway, on to the plan.

 You need to wait for SSACP/ACP to declare war on you. When that happens, make sure you let them make all the battles and you attend them so you can defend your servers, while we go out and attack them. It will be the easiest war you’ve ever been to, since all you do is defend.

Unfortunately, for Bob’s sake, we have never been having better relations with the UMA. I will convince the SSACP not to make the foolish decision of bringing the UMA into the war.

If and when this war happens, the ACP will win, whether the Nachos have enough sense to see it or not.

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WHY?

That’s probably what you are asking. Why might we be going to war with the Nachos?

Here is why:

 

As you can see, the only present leader of the Nachos is ordering his soldiers to fire at the ACP. Bob22 will claim that he was defending the UMA from the ACP, but in reality it was the SSACP vs. the UMA. The Nachos came late and decided to choose the UMA, rather than stay neutral.

They attacked the ACP for no good reason.

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I would like everyone to visit the PRA site, and say good bye to a leader, and ally, and a friend. Good bye CollinZFresh, and we salute you. *Plays Taps*

COLLINZ’S LAST MESSAGE

I could not say good bye, because my computer won’t let me comment on any WordPress sites except this one. I have decided to center this section of my post on honor of CollinZFresh (He always centered it)

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-Oagalthorp

Until later,

March on!

-Comments and Suggestions Welcome-

Every Buoys Found!

This week’s newspaper featured a strange question about the 8 buoys in Club Penguin. And I found the 8 buoys around Club Penguin.

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Here is the locations:

1: Jetpack Adventure

2: Aqua Grabber

3: Jetpack Adventure

4: Mission 4 – Avalanche Rescue

5: Jetpack Adventure

6: Beach

7: Lighthouse

8: Lighthouse

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This is everything!

-tomY

NEW GAME!!!

Later of lots of “Angry Mobs”, the game is out!. It’s in the iceberg and it is called “Aqua Grabber”.

You have to go underwater to search the 5 pieces of the Migrator. But you must be fast before the submarine gets full of water.

Arrow Keys: Move Submarine.

Space Bar: Take a piece.

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Here is a pic of how the game looks like:

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-TomY