The Story of Mr. Bear

Chapter 1
One day a mysterious bear wandered into Acp chat and decided that he liked it there and he stayed there and made it his home. The first person he saw was a soldier named Dr Nono Jr. Mr. Bear was hungry so he ate Nono. A soldier named Fox saw Mr. Bear eat Nono and started yelling so Mr. Bear ate Fox too. Then he went to his guest owner cave and fell asleep.

Chapter 2

Mr. Bear heard a racket outside of his guest owner cave so he trotted out to see who woke him up. When he came out he found out that it was Commando making a big fuss over nothing. He was burning down the forest and blaming Meat for it. Mr. Bear pounced on Commando, clawed his eyes out, and then ate him. When Mr. Bear was done he noticed that Meat was yelling at another soldier. Since Mr. Bear wanted to go back to sleep he when and ate Meat. Because he ate Meat the soldiers putting out the fires started cheering so Mr. Bear ate them too. Then there was finally silence so he stumbled back to his guest owner cave and fell back asleep.

Chapter 3

By this time Acp Leader Saint had heard about Mr. Bear eating her co-leader. She decided to send Dryvit with a pact of peace so that no one else was eaten. One of Mr. Bear’s favorite things about the pact was that acp soldiers would deliver him food so he didn’t have to go out and hunt. When Dryvit first came to the cave he brought with him Draggy, the first person assigned to bring food. Draggy had gotten hungry on the way and had decided to eat all the food that she had been carrying. When Mr. Bear saw this he decided to eat Dryvit but Dryvit didn’t taste good so he ate Draggy too. Then he set off to go find the Acp leader himself to seal the pact.

Chapter 4

On the way he met several other Acp memebers and even some soldiers from other armies and because the walk made him hungry, he ate them all. These soldiers included Fiasco, Axe, Jediseth, Ankita, Wii Mountain, Spacey, Acp Luc, WW Luc, and Wurburt. At last he got to the great castle of the Acp Leader Saint. Guarding the doors was Ktman, Matt, and TB. Mr. Bear snuck up behind of TB and killed him easily. He was almost able to knock Matt out too when Ktman spotted Mr. Bear and yelled to Matt. Matt turned around and started to walk backwards trying to escape from Mr. Bear but tripped over a rock. Because the ground was hard Matt knocked himself out when his head hit it. That left Ktman and Mr. Bear. Ktman and Mr. Bear had an epic battle but then Mr. Bear threw up a bomb which Jediseth had been trying to use to blow a hole out of Mr. Bear’s stomach so he could escape. The bomb exploded knocking Ktman off his feet. Mr. Bear used that advantage to jump onto Ktman and kill him. After that was done Mr. Bear ate all 3 of the people and continued inside to find Saint.

Chapter 5

Mr. Bear saw Saint in the big room at the end of the hall and started to run towards her. He was almost there when he was attacked by a little creature. Mr. Bear rawred at the creature and was going to attack it when the creature held up both its hands to show peace. The creature introduced himself as Dobby aka Tylo and he said that he was Saint’s protector. Dobby then let Mr. Bear thru to talk to Saint. Saint had not heard that Dryvit or Draggy or Ktman had been eaten because Mr. Bear had eaten Rapidy and Stev, the two messengers. When Mr. Bear told Saint about all he had done Saint got angry and ripped up the pact. This made Mr. Bear very angry so he ate Saint. Dobby, being Saint’s protector, started to pull at his ears and beat himself as punishment before turning on Mr. Bear. Mr. Bear then threw up saint’s body onto of Dobby. Dobby, being so mad at himself for letting Saint be eaten threw himself out of the window where he was impaled on one of the fence posts. Mr. Bear was just leaving when he saw the calender hanging on the wall. He looked at it and saw that in just 5 mins there would be a entire acp practice battle. Thats when Mr. Bear got an idea.

Chapter 6

Mr. Bear saw that the practice battle was red vs blue. He decided that if he was gonna get a meal today that he had to create his own site, the green side. He quickly found a sad penguin wearing green in the Pizza Parlor. The penguin tried to tell Mr. Bear that he was sad that his pizza hadn’t come but Mr. Bear didn’t care. He just quickly knocked the penguin out and stole his clothes. Then he threw the penguin in that oven will all the cookies that no one ever eats. Just then Disney came in and like Disney does, tried to stop any fun for anyone but the members. They brought Hanna Montana who started singing “Why can’t we be friends.” Mr. Bear couldn’t stand the sound of her singing so he quickly put an end to her and the rest of the fun-sucking Disney team. All the penguin eating had the :O face on and were looking at Mr. Bear with terror so he quickly ate them to prevent a scene. After putting on the green clothes Mr. Bear went to the snow forts and started an epic battle.

Chapter 7

Once the soldiers realized that Mr. Bear from the green team was trying to eat the Acp soldiers and not just throw snowballs at them, they formed up together. Weapons of all sorts were used against Mr. Bear. Some penguins used hockey sticks, some used guitars, some used plastic pumkin baskets, and some even used their puffles. The fight was brutal, both sides lost many men….actually the loses were all on Acp’s side. Mr. Bear used his claws to quickly get the upper hand in the fight. Shields and facemasks and helms were no match for his razor sharp claws. Finally Mr. Bear was the only person standing in the snow forts. He had eaten all of Acp but he was still hungry. Now, with his stomach still not full he headed towards the 2nd largest army in CP, the nachos……

THE END

If you would like me to continue this random story then comment it here. If I get enough comments I will continue telling about how Mr. Bear took over the Nachos.

“RAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR”

Shaboomboom

 

Part 2: https://armyofclubpenguin.com/2009/07/30/mr-bears-story-part-2/

82 Responses

  1. 1st

  2. cool shabby

  3. 1st
    stupid bear…

  4. The ACP training ground is the Snow Forts.
    The World War For Fun is over, so recruitment on Outback is no longer requested.
    With my rank of Warrant Officer, I hereby order all men of lower ranks to do their work on Snow Fort. If you can’t due to missions on other servers, that is fine.

    We need to reinforce the Snow Fort server. The ninjas there are wierd…

  5. This is a funny yet random story :D! lolz. GOOD STORY! But WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS POST ANYWAY?????????

    Shab: I got bored duhh

  6. why cant i ever be first…

  7. hi Shaboomboom it was a GREAT story…
    okay it wasnt sorry 😦 😦 😦

    im the only one who gets to eat ppl 🙂

  8. Mr smurf did not have a chance! he was much to small 😦 xD

  9. Shab, you forgot me! 😥 I thought I was gonna be Mr. Wolf and assist you in your adventures!

  10. Keep it going BUT I want to be in it(SMIRK)

  11. http://www.megaupload.com/?d=V2QBKG5B
    Why did you ban me? I was simply trying to show you the walrus hacking tool. 😦

  12. I think Shaboomboom should become leader of ACP after Saint retires. He has been in ACP very long, he is a great leader, he would have enough votes for it, he is a good friend too. Shaboomboom should be leader of ACP. I am going to vote for him even though I am not in ACP. I am scruffy516 leader secret squad website: http://secretsquad.wordpress.com/ Shaboomboom should be an army leader of ACP.

    Scruffy516 Leader Secret Squad
    Shab: Thank you for the complement but I’m retired

  13. I like it. Keep it going

  14. ROFL, I impaled myself on a fence? Wow Shab, this is hilarious!

  15. NOT UMA D: lol you must have high cholestral now.

  16. LOL funny

  17. lol….

  18. keep it going shab. but the story sucks cuz i didnt get eaten

  19. yeh its ok

  20. I love being in ACP. Armies that have fun are the cool armies. lol. I own 1 army called CPSS at http://cpssworld.wordpress.com. We are doing great and would like to know if you have any words for advice for my army. Please email me at http://cpssworld.wordpress.com or comment on cpssworld@yahoo.com with you words of advice for CPSS.

    Also we have WAY to many servers right now so we are going to keep our main ones and give alot away to smaller armies that do not have much servers so that hopefully they will rise and become a better army faster. We will keep half of our claimed portuguese servers though for training..

  21. lmao, you SHOULD make another (Wary)

  22. mr bear!!!!

  23. mr bear nice story shab

  24. yeh do another one and put me in it next time plz LOL

  25. THAT WAS EPIC!

    HP refrences, I get in a battle, and the death of Hannah Montana? What could be better?

  26. do another one

  27. lol RAWWWWWWRRRRRRR thats my approval to do another one

  28. ALTHOUGH… I did get eaten in the first one, so the story wont be any fun without me. If Mr. Bear barfs me up and i survive in the second one then you can make it, if not, you can still make it but it will be more boringer (D)

  29. Five bucks says “Mr Bear” would’ve eaten Meat even if he wasn’t yelling.
    Ten bucks says Mr Bear would’ve eaten me even if I wasn’t yelling.

  30. lol nice story keep on telling how he takes over all the main cp armies(goo)

  31. Continue the story! WE WANT MORE

  32. ROFL! Awesome story Shab.

  33. LOLOLOL LOL LOL ROFLOL ROFL!!!
    Can I please be in the next one and get eaten?
    Jupiter5
    ACP Lieutennant
    IKCP Snow General
    IKCP Senator

  34. cool! after he will defete nachos will he take over iw?

  35. yay he ate hannah and disney. can u make the rest of it and while the nachos r battling mr bear Rock71 colonel of acp comes out of nowhere and kills mr. bear then frees all the eaten people (except for hannah montana and disneythey stayed in a dead bears body for all eternity 😀 . there i just gave u the ending 🙂 . plz use my idea, thx for reading.

  36. ps nice story. i just knew when u said a creature began attacking mr bear i knew it would be tylo as dobby.

  37. xD SHAB YOUR SO FUNNY

  38. cool and brutal story shab xD

  39. HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING THIS WHOLE STORY!!! XD

  40. My favourite story! =D
    I love Mr Bear |-)

  41. the bear didnt eat me YAY

  42. Eat the nachos please.

  43. Awesome story eat me to please in the next story.

  44. Urm, a tad pointless, but ok.

  45. (Hold on, let me read it now :lol:)

  46. I always new I’d die by impaling myself on a fence post…

  47. put oagalthorp in the next 1 XD

  48. lol, make another one, please

  49. I’m Hannah Montana, and I support the ACP!
    Okay I’m not fooling anyone. I’m just dressing like her for fun :-B -duh huh huh

  50. im secretly making fun of her kinda 🙂

  51. Oh yeah! Mr Bear ate Hannah Montana!
    She DOES sing badly.
    Go Mr Bear!!!
    Who else hates country-rock music?

    Mr Bear Mr Bear Mr Bear Mr Bear
    🙂 🙂 🙂

  52. Can I be in it when it comesafter UMA xD KEEP IT GOING!!!

  53. “it was Commando making a big fuss over nothing. He was burning down the forest and blaming Meat for it.” 😆

  54. MEAT! WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU? CMON WE’RE DYING OF BOREDOM D: Wait.. that doesn’t sound like Meat…. SETH ARE YOU IMPERSONATING MEAT TO MAKE YOURSELF HAPPY?

  55. MEAT GET ON!

  56. Oh and then Seth mutates into a bear so mr. bear throws him up and makes him his son (nme)

  57. Posting this from some Pikachu word translator, all the comments are scary.

    «●●●ƒσχтαιℓѕ●●●», pi piii kaaa, pipi pi ka:pi ka chuu:
    kaaa! pikaa pi-i kachu pi-i chu? pika pi’chu piika ka pi-ka-chu pi: kachu.. pika pikaa’pi pikaa chuu chuu…. piii pi-i pi-i pikapi-pika-chu-pi pipi pi kaaa piikachu pikaa?

    Very intelligent.

    Ok. Yeah. Pwnage, and what not.

  58. xD

  59. I ain’t gunna tell you how random the story was…..

  60. aweosme story

  61. Lol I wonder if IW will be after Nachos O.O

  62. Awesome story Shab. XD

    IW probably after Nachos, then after them the FW, etc.

  63. lolz but i dont use the Ak thingy…I use a waffle!

  64. a frozen waffle

  65. a frozen waffle the i already took a bit out of

  66. mmmm good waffle

  67. Mr Bear ate Hannah Montana! 🙂
    Mr Bear ate Hannah Montana! 🙂
    Mr Bear ate Hannah Montana! 🙂
    Mr Bear ate Hannah Montana! 🙂
    Mr Bear ate Hannah Montana! 🙂
    Mr Bear ate Hannah Montana! 🙂

    Okay, I’m bored. Could any comedy-relief people who have been with the ACP a long time be friends with me? I think foxtails is funny…

  68. We need to recruit soldiers for ourselves on our server where we train new recruits. It is called:

    A. The ACP’s recruit-training server
    B. Snow Fort
    C. Your Mom’s house
    D. (censored on most adult TV programs)
    E. Happy Fun Bear
    F. Go jump off a cliff, you no good hippie
    G. Dryvit’s resume

    …stop answering C. I made fun of you duh!!!!
    The answer is obviously B. Recruiting ACP members on a happy fun bear will make the bear not happy or fun. Just like how Mr Bear ate Hannah Montana!

  69. A is a good answer, but it is not correct because thats not the server name

  70. G Coolroad Man XD Dry’s my best but according to my chat screenname XD I LOVE the story Shab, its ridiculous, lol. You should definately make another 🙂 Nom, nom nom, off to chat……

  71. when u do the nachos part they should have tanks and helicopters and fighter planes fighting MR.Bear. it is rly funny

  72. Good story. Lots of violence *does thumbs up*

  73. #
    What is your Club Penguin name?
    #
    What is your WordPress name?
    78562cool
    How long have you been in the ACP?
    no days
    What is your current rank in the ACP?
    no rank
    Do you plan to be loyal to the ACP above any other army you may be in?
    yes
    Any specific preferences? If you would like to register for a specialty Division(Nonmember, European, or Oceanic), you can request that here.
    no

  74. Is there a sequel to this?

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