Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife


“I almost got my brains blasted out the other day but other than that I have nothing to say.

Okay this was back in October, around Halloween on I think Klondike. I was almost assassinated for the second time. The records have now been declassified. So here’s the story. I was at my cottage one night. Doing the usual Ken stuff like making tea. I usually drink tea without milk or sugar. But I was feeling lucky and I put a sugar cube in this time.  As I reached for my jar of sugar cubes near the window. I saw the glistening of a sniper’s scope. He shot and missed. He blew up my Chinese teapot and my old Victorian style kettle like thing. My windows broke. He missed the first shot by only a few inches and I dove for cover under the cupboards. I grabbed my revolver out and called the ACP Klondike Metropolitan Police. Knowing I was the ACP Leader, they got here in 5 minutes. The assassin had left and on the ground where he was, was this picture of me in his sights. Chilling story eh?


These days have been really quite boring. Not that all of you are boring or that I am getting bored of ACP, but nothing very very exciting is happening, and all the new stuff has already been posted by others. I want to ask you guys what you find exciting and any things you would like me to post about. I am done asking you questions, I already know too much!

I also got a new iTunes gift-card. I am not up to date with any of your hip hop and rap stuff though considering I listen to two to three hundred year old music written by badass European composers. If you would like to make any suggestions on what is “cool” nowadays go ahead.  If there are any people who likes classical music as well, I would appreciate your suggestions immensely. I also listen to the bagpipes believe it or not.

Finally, what do you guys think spying is useful for? What kind’s of things do you think you can learn about the enemy from spying? How important do you think it actually is? How much of an effect does it play in the winning of battles or wars? Do you consider spying fun? This is all in relation with that new CPAC post.

Anyways good day. I hope you had fun at the party! We have a battle with SWAT tomorrow! Don’t forget!




ACP April Fools Day Party & Rookie Tracking

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Some News||Poll of the Week

Why hello there!!!

As you all saw last week, I did a SEC (Stew’s Epic Corner) the reason is because I’m getting a little bored with FAT. I mean, it’s the same thing every week. So, I’m giving FAT a break for a while, and when I feel I’m ready to bring FAT back, you may see the following things:

  • New Questions
  • Another Shot at NSFAT (Not So Famous ACP Troops)
  • Return of some of the best people I’ve interviewed
  • And More!!!

In other news, im going to make the next episode the “Season 2 premere” Which should be posted 2 weeks from today (today being March 30th, 2012).

If you saw in Asd’s “General assessments” I got a 4. I’m very happy with that, don’t get me wrong, but I really want to get a 5 next time. I know I’m not the most active person on chat, but I can’t stay on chat for 5 hours a day like Flipper. I have school from 8:00 Am to 2:30 Pm. I try to go on chat from 2:50-4:00 and then maybe come back on later in the night. I try to go to every battle I can and try my best to be a “fun” mod, but I’ll kick people, so don’t think I wont kick you just because I can be funny. Anyways, I’m going to ask all of you to comment and tell me what I need to work on to get 3ic back, because after being fired and realizing what it takes, I REALLY want it back. So, if you can tell me what I do wrong, I’ll work on it and try to do better. Thanks.

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Sloof Lirpa Party!

Hai dere, ACP!

If you didn’t understand the title, that’s okay.  The word “April” and “Fools” are flipped around and backwards.  YES– it’s the April Fools party on Club Penguin.  One of the most funniest and wackiest parties of them all.  Not to mention, one of the most fun.  The April Fools party was one of my first annual parties I attended on CP back in 2008.  It’s only been getting better.

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British and Americanisms

Hai ACP,

I got bored and I was studying how to pronounce some British places since a lot of them were actually street names in my city. I thought I would like to do a fun kind of post comparing the UK and USA/Canada. Since most of our troops come from those countries and while we have a lot of similarities, we also do have a lot of differences! Being a Canadian, and before today, I never really learned how to say Gloucester, Leicester, Yorkshire and Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch (Welsh town) properly. I am sure many Brits are also fascinated by stuff like why Americans call football, “soccer”. There are lots of differences between American and British English. For example the rank of Lieutenant in the UK is pronounced “Leftenant”. There are some more differences below. The American English will go first and the British English will go second. So here are some differences.

Gas station/Petrol station
Mashed potato and sausages/Bangers and mash
Realize/Realise (Remember Ek?)
Beating a dead horse/Flogging a dead horse
Math/Maths? (I am not too sure about this one)
Divided Highway/Dual carriageway

The real reason I am learning all this is so I can communicate with Flip and UK troops even more. 😆 You see this is how a conversation in PC between Flip/Ek and I goes.

Example 1

Ken Hey Flip what homework are you doing right now?
Flip: I am doing some Maths.
Ken: Uhh what? O_O I am also doing Math.
Flip: What? Its Maths! Not Math!

Example 2

Ken: Hey Ek did you know that the BBC reported about a snake being on some guy’s hood on his truck?
Ek: Some guy’s what and where? Don’t you mean the bonnet of his lorry?
Ken: Uh sure! Whatever that is (wary)…
Ken: Do you know of that Scottish Chinese girl from Harry Potter?
Ek: Yah, she is from Motherwell, you won’t know where that is (wary)

I asked Ek what was the most irritating thing you ever heard Americans say? And he said

There are many (wary) (Ek if you should like to elaborate please do and edit)

I then asked Foxtails what was the most irritating thing she thinks Brits say.

C’s swapped for S’s (Like practice and practise)

Oh Flip or Funks if you would like to add under Ek you can! Many all these differences can bring us together. What do you think? What do you find annoying? I know me speaking Canadian English, there is kind of like a mix between British and American English.


ACP Training: Ulead Session

Hai der ACP!

With Saturday without an event I quickly rushed to type up this post, wee’ve been mainly focusing on the Champions Cup and because of that we haven’t really given anyone else a chance to lead and shine lately, So I thought it might be time for a uLead session for the members and moderators to get a chance and lead. We know how you feel, when for a long period of time no one but the owners get a chance to lead and keep all the fun to themselves, but this Saturday we’re giving you the fun and the chance to lead. Anyone who wishes to lead will get their chance tomorrow, theres no time limit but only one person at a time will be able to lead.

ACP uLead Session

Saturday March 29th 2012

Server: Breeze

3:00 PM Eastern

2:00 PM Central

12:00 PM Mountain

11:00 AM Pacific

8:00 PM United Kingdom

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26th March – 1 Year Anniversary

Every single owner, especially Flipper & Ken, should check the private post.

Slider: The ACP uLead session has been canceled and will be rescheduled for a later date to make space for Flippers party. I’d also like to ask SWAT to stop advertising and trying to recruit off ACP chat.

Pre-Note: Flipper here, and i must apologise that I’ve been terrible inactive the past few days dew to me being ill and really not up to the task of being ACP leader, I mean I even stopped posting once a day – That means it was serious! 😆 I’m back now, and ready to restart with a PARTAAAAAAAAAAAAY.!

Flen’s 1 Year Anniversary Party! [TODAY!]

When: Saturday, 31st March 

Where: Breeze, all over!

Times: 11:30 PM Penguin Standard Time

11:30 PM PST

12:30 PM MST

1:30 PM CST

2:30 PM EST

7:30 PM BST [[ UK ]]

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I Need to Stop Talking About Xat…


Boomer says,

You should add that soldiers should use their club penguin name and preferably note their rank in their chat name, it’s hard as a leader (from personal experience) to remember who everyone is if they’re using a different name and have no rank mentioned, which can impact your chances of getting a promotion if the leader doesn’t make the connection that the guy with club penguin name X is actually you.

Hai dere, ACP!

This is your Head General speaking.. er, typing.  Lately I’ve been going off on all these armies trying to improve their chat.  In retrospect ACP has the most viewed army chat of all the armies.  Many other armies tend to hang out at our chat.  It’s no surprise that ACP is a welcoming community to others.  Even with our magnificent chatbox there still will be issues.  Including that activity of it.  Yesterday and the day before was a very slow day for us.  We weren’t really showing that charisma I know and love.  Let’s try to fix that, shall we?

(At this point my internet shuts down.  I have to take six hours to fix it, an important call to my internet provider, and then watch Survivor and call it a night.)

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ACP Census 2.0 And Ask Ken Some Deep Dark Stuff

Hai ACP!

I was thinking we should have another fun census where it is my job to ask you loads of fun and informative questions which will help us understand you guys better. It is my job to build relationships with you guys :mrgreen: How better to do that than ask intrusive questions!? Jk. But knowing about your interests do help. I read all your comments, since I kinda have to anyways now that you are going to me kinda asking me some stuff as well in the comments. Okay well lets get started! Copy and paste the questions below to the comment box.

  1. What Is Your Favorite Type of Food?
  2. Favorite Type Of Music?
  3. Best/Favorite Subject In School?
  4. How Many Hours Do You Spend on ACP?
  5. Which Day Do You Have The Most Time To Go On The Computer?
  6. What Is Your Timezone?
  7. What Kind Of Candy Do You Like?
  8. How Many Times Do You Check The ACP Site And At What Time?
  9. Do You Think The Leaders Talk To You Enough?
  10. Which Army Do You Dislike The Most?

If you have any questions for me, I will answer them in a comment or edit!

Sorry for now being able to get on earlier, my internet died yesterday while Fort was continually spamming KENNETH KENNETH Ken Ken Ken Ken KENNETH! in my PC. But the internet is now fixed and I am back in business! I was also wondering if you guys would like to have a fun night on chat on Friday. We can have drinks and stuff and parties uh and stuff…

Comment ACP Troops!



Promotions – Do you feel you deserve one?

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