Exército de Caxata Pingüín resume #52 28 Septembro – 4 Outubro

Soldier of the week:

Beanokid95 of the UK Force!

For being super active and attending lots of UK events!

Saúdos, ACP! Vermello lama aquí!

Andddd as for ALWAYS, WELCOME TO MY ACP RECAP! This is my lovely, good ol’ ACP Recap #52- The tremendous triplets *wary* This week’s language I found on Google Translate is Galician. Yup.

I see no point in putting my title up in different languages anymore.

ANYWAY, read more puh-leaaase so you can experience the groovyness that is the one and only ACP RECAP!

EVENTS

Sunday, 28th of September

Events

AUSIA Ulead

ACP 1

Our farts are attracting Waterkid! Can’t tell if it’s the ET toots or him who smells, though…

Sizes: 18-22

Tactic rating: 7.7/10

Medals: 2

Server bars: 1

AUSIA/UK/USA Training

a for what

an A ON CP? PINCH ME!!! I MUST BE DREAMIN’!

Sizes: 24-30+

Tactic rating: 9/10

Medals: 3

Server bars: 1

UK Battle VS Ice Warriors [Epic Win]

ixjFr8Y

We mashed these Ice Warriors into Ice CREAM

Sizes: 26-35

Tactic rating: 9/10 

Medals: 4

Server bars: 1

Posts

Click HERE for Mrtchy’s post announcing the unfortunate firing of Gar101.

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Monday, 29th of September

Events

None

Posts

 Click HERE for my post celebrating the amazing EIGHT years of ACP!

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Tuesday, 30th of September

Events

UK/USA Training

A perfect word tactic like a baws.

Sizes: 18-21

Tactic rating: 9.2/10

Medals: 3

Server bars: 1

Posts

Click HERE for Ahmed’s post showing a tiny sneak peek of the CP October party. You’ve guessed it, it’s the halloween party. 

Wednesday, 1st of October

Events

UK Recruiting/tactic Session

ec

Woohooo! We’re back with those recruiting sessions, better than everrr.

Sizes: 18-28

Tactic rating: 8.5/10

Medals: 3

Server bars: 3

UK/USA Recruiting Session

do you guys know why some penguins have some large green ring around them on CP? what does that mean!?

Sizes: 19-25

Tactic rating: 8.6/10

Medals: 3

Server bars: 3

Posts

 Click HERE for our September PROMOTIONS!!!

Click HERE for Mrtchy’s post announcing that Gordon Edward is banned forever from ACP for posing threats etc.

Thursday, 2nd of October

Events

None

Posts

None

Friday, 3rd of October

Events

AUSIA Training

eh

No hello’s! Why, isn’t this week getting better!

Sizes: 20-25+

Tactic rating: 8.2/10

Medals: 2

Server bars: 2

UK Practice Battle VS Ice Warriors [Tie]

Guys, this is going to be a more common tactic in the army – ok?

Sizes: 15-20

Tactic rating: 9/10

Medals: 4

Server bars: 1

Posts

None

Saturday, 4th October

Events

AUSIA Training

its all ogre now

ACP, your new catchphrase.

Sizes: 28-32

Tactic rating: 9.4/10

Medals: 4

Server bars: 1

USA/UK/AUSIA Training

ACP is angry. They weren’t as big as they were a few hours ago.

Sizes: 15-20

Tactic rating: 8.3/10

Medals: 3

Server bars: 1

UK Champions Cup Battle ROUND 2 VS Golds [Win]

this is our swamp

So many amazing word tactics. This is the best week ever.

Sizes: 30-35+

Tactic rating: 9.5/10

Medals: 7

Server bars: 1

Posts

None

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UK Force

Current average size: 25+

Performance rating:  8.9/10

USA Force

Current average size: 15+

Performance rating: 8/10

AUSIA Force

Current average size: 20+

Performance rating: 8.8/10

Performance: 25.7/30 

Last week: 16.2/10

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Facts of the week

  1. Eagles mate while flying.
  2. There are more Barbie dolls in Italy than there are Canadians in Canada.
  3. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
  4. Emperor Caligula once decided to go to war with Poseidon, God of Sea… he ordered his soldiers to randomly throw spears in the water.
  5. There are about 50,000 people living in Japan who are 100 years of age or older.
  6. There’s more bacteria in your mouth than there are people in the world.
  7. “TYPEWRITER” is the longest English word that can be written using the letters from only one row of the keyboard.
  8. A hummingbird actually weighs less than a penny.
  9. If you earn $20,000 a year, one minute of your life is worth a little more than seventeen cents.
  10. The Bible is the most shoplifted book of all time.
  11. There is a town in Arizona called, “Nothing” which literally has nothing but a gas station and a garage.
  12. NASA experts claim that in 20 years, they will be able to answer if we are alone in the universe.
  13. You can estimate the temperature outside in degrees fahrenheit by counting the number of cricket chirps in 15 seconds and adding 37.
  14. It would cost you only about $140 a year if you ate ramen for every meal.
  15. Approximately 10 million trees per year are used to make the world’s supply of toilet paper.
  16. Lightbulb in German is “Glühbirne,” which translates to “glow pear.”

Crazy search terms of the week

  1. znzz
  2. cp army practic battle nachos vs acp september results
  3. club penguin hidden items clean up the mall
  4. logo garrison shinjeki no kyojin
  5. tinychat/acp
  6. loveg 19 ernesto
  7. cp army chapions cup 3 nachos vs army of cp practis battle
  8. hacker hunting for ur cp
  9. cp army chapions cup 3 nachos vs acp practic battle
  10. responsibilities to become a acp army
  11. 12 month club penguin 1234 568 7 0000 9010www.
  12. manchester united funny pics september/august 2014
  13. stromae review
  14. 11 am cst to est
  15. cp nachos vs wv practice battle results
  16. acp team cp

Poll of the week – results from last week

What’s your favourite kind of candy?

Poll of the week

ACP Parody Song of the week (Call me a Snaily5, but….)

I stay up too late

To attend USA events

That’s what penguins say, mmm-mmm, that’s what penguin’s say, mmm-mmm

We go on one too many five bars[chuckle]
But we can’t make rouges stay
At least that’s what penguins say, mmm-mmm
That’s what penguins say, mmm-mmmBut we keep rising
Can’t stop, won’t stop recruiting
It’s like we got these phrases
In our mind
Saying, “Defend Freedom, Preserve Justice”‘Cause CPAC reporters gonna report, port, port, port, port, port
And the multiloggers gonna multilog, log, log, log, log, log
Soldier, we’re just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
We shake it off, We shake it off (ooh oh oh)
Size exaggerators gonna exaggerate, ate, ate, ate, ate, ate
And the pic editters gonna edit, edit, edit, edit, edit
Soldier, we’re just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
We shake it off, We shake it offI never miss an event
I’m as fast as lightning on CP
And that’s what the owners don’t see, mmm-mmm
that’s what the owners don’t see, mmm-mmmI’m recruiting on my own (recruiting on my own)
I make the autotyping lines up as I go (lines up as I go)
And that’s what the owners don’t know, mmm-mmm
that’s what the owners don’t know, mmm-mmm

But we keep rising
Can’t stop, won’t stop being first
It’s like we got these phrases
In our mind
Saying, ”Can’t get over the clover!”

‘Cause the soldiers gonna whine, whine, whine, whine
And the owners gonna cancel, el, el el, el
Troop, we’re just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
We shake it off, we shake it off (oh oh ohhh)
Size exaggerators gonna exaggerate, ate, ate, ate, ate, ate
And the pic edittors gonna edit, edit, edit, edit, edit
Troop, we’re just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
We shake it off, we shake it off

Shake it off, we shake it off,
We, we ,we shake it off, we shake it off,
We, we ,we shake it off, we shake it off,
We, we, we shake it off, we shake it off

Hey, hey, hey
Just think while you’ve been getting down and out about the scandals and top tens on CPAC,
You could’ve been getting down to join this sick army

A retired leader joined a new army
Army’s like “Oh, my god!” but we’re just gonna shake.
And to the ACP soldier over there with hella good loyalty
Won’t you come on over, troop? We can just recruit-uit-uit

Yeah ohhh

‘Cause the armies gonna log on, on, on, on
And the pic takers will take pics, pics, pics, pics, pics
We’re just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
we shake it off, we shake it off
Size exaggerators gonna exaggerate, ate, ate, ate, ate
And the pic edittors gonna edit, edit, edit, edit
Baby, we’re just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
We shake it off, we shake it off

Shake it off, we shake it off,
We, we ,we shake it off, we shake it off,
We, we ,we shake it off, we shake it off,
We, we, we shake it off, we shake it off

Shake it off, we shake it off,
We, we ,we shake it off, we shake it off,
We, we ,we shake it off, we shake it off,
We, we, we shake it off, we shake it off
Shake it off, we shake it off,
We, we ,we shake it off, we shake it off,
We, we ,we shake it off, we shake it off,
We, we, we shake it off, we shake it off
 
*slime’s voice box explodes*
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My goodness, what a post. Hope you enjoyed it anyways!

~Purp

ITS’A MEEEE!

4 Responses

  1. biased giving UK better rating (wary)

  2. Good job

  3. Awesome recap Slime <333 wonderful week ACP ;D

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