Random Jokes #3

‘Ello guys. This is my third issue of “Random Jokes”. This time they are from the internet, unlike last week.

Q.Why did the banana go to the hospital?

A. Because he wasn’t peeling well!

Q. What’s the slipperiest country?

A. Greece!

The banana joke is a pun of the word “feeling”, and the Greece one is like “Grease”.

10 Responses

  1. LMFAO

  2. ROFL

  3. Q : What did the baby say to the test – tube baby? A : Your dad’s a wanker

  4. Wilfred had just learned his ABCs and was very scared of reciting them in front of his class. He stood in front of the class trembling and began.
    “ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ.”
    His teacher said, “Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where’s the P?
    He replied, “It’s running down my leg.”

  5. Little girl: “Why does your son say, ‘Cluck, cluck, cluck?'”
    Mother: “Because he thinks he’s a chicken.”
    Little girl: “Why don’t you tell him he’s not a chicken?”
    Mother: “We need the eggs.”

  6. Children in the backseat can cause accidents.
    Accidents in the backseat can cause children.

  7. Q: How do you make a baby drink?
    A: Stick it in the blender.

  8. Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie whose dog, Skipper, had recently died.
    “You know,” Mom said, “it’s not so bad. Skipper’s probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God.”
    Susie stopped crying and asked, “What would God want with a dead dog?”

  9. These puns are worse then your US division.

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