ACP Recap #98 6-12 March & 13-19 March

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Groovy greetings, ACP! It’s Purp here, with ACP Recap #98! Oh, and just a heads up: recently it’s been the 1 year anniversary since I retired! Yeah! Still here though. Heh. Heheh. Heheh.

Well anyway, here’s your ACP Recap- fresh and made early, like a toasty ol’ loaf of bread at a bakery. Apart from that you can’t eat it. Or put nutella on it. Or make a yummy sandwich out of it. It’s a bloody online post, ya read it! But I’m not a cop so… do what you like. BUT YOU BETTER NOT IGNORE THIS POST!!!! So enjoy seeing how the heck we’ve done this week- click that read more button and you’re ready to go!

Ah yes, and here we go again with poll of the week- but how was the last poll?

Chocolate or vanilla?  WHICH IS SUPERIOR? WHY IT’S CHOCOLATE!

Here’s the new poll of the week-answer away!

look in the clown’s eyes. look in it. I can hear “this is where my life has come to” “kill me please”

GREMLINS WOW I LOVE GREMLINS I WISH THEY HAD A CEREAL MY LIFE WOULD BE COMPLETE IF THEY DID (wtf r gremlins)

noka’s childhood cereal

O HOLY CRAPPIOLI NOPE BYE IM OUTTA HERE

Good lord.

Sunday, 6th of March

Events

None

Posts

Click HERE for my last ACP Recap!

Monday, 7th of March

Events

USA Tactic Session (With UMA)

with uma? ermaghed helpers!!11

Sizes: 25-37

Tactic rating: 8.7/10

Posts

Click HERE for January and February SOTM! YAY! 

Click HERE for Bam’s announcement that we are in this Power League thing.. hm.

Tuesday, 8th of March

Events

None

Posts

None!

Wednesday, 9th of March

Events

USA Training Session

FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE Oh wait that’s from half a year ago

Sizes: 17+

Tactic rating: 8.5/10

Posts

None

Thursday, 10th of March

Events

UK Training Session

ROCK ON UK!!

Sizes: 13-14

Tactic rating: 8.2/10

Posts

Click HERE for Bam’s post announcing that we’re doing Order 73. K?

Friday, 11th of March [HAPPY BDAY TO ME]

Events

None

Posts

None

Saturday, 12th of March

Events

AUSIA Unscheduled Recruiting Session

f6dleb1

yea uh THE NUMBER OF UNSCHEDULED AUSIA EVENTS WE HAVE ON A SATURDAY IS TOO.DAMN.HIGH

Sizes: 20-23

Tactic rating: 8.5/10

USA Battle VS Hippos [Victory]

WTF? ACP THINKS MONEY IS BETTER THAN CAKE? CAKE?!/ I’m disheartened. ESPECIALLY WHEN THIS IS MAH BIRTHDAY WEEK!

Sizes: 16-17+

Tactic rating: 8.7/10

Posts

None



UK Force

Current average size: 13-14↓

Performance rating: 5.8/10

USA Force

Current average size: 17-20+↔

Performance rating: =8.4/10

AUSIA Force

Current average size: 20+↓

Performance rating: 8.2/10

Overall performance: 22.4/30↓

Last week’s performance: 25.3/30 =10% DROP

We had 5 successful events this week ||  4 less than last week. 

 We’ve had 1 AUSIA event, 1 UK event & 3 USA events || We’ve had an decrease in UK and AUSIA events compared to last week.. Shoot.

The highest sizes we’ve reached this week was up to 37 during the USA Tactic Session with UMA  || Last week‘s highest size was up to 25 

12 posts were posted throughout the week. || 7 less than last week. Aw.

The average amount of views we got on the site throughout the week: 404 views || Last week the average amount of views was 432 views. eek.

The force with the highest average tactic rating is the USA force  with an average of 8.65/ 10 for the tactic rating, less compared to last week’s highest average tactic rating. The AUSIA are  2nd with 8.5/10 and UK fell last with with 8.2/10!



Sunday, 13th of March

Events

 UK/USA March Madness Tournament Round 1 VS Sky Rebels [Victory]

“no” MY REACTION TO THIS FORMATION- GAWDAmNIT!!

Sizes:  30-40ish

Tactic rating: 9/10

Posts

Click HERE for our declaration of war post against Nachos.. what a way to start the week!

Monday, 14th of March

Events

AUSIA Tactic Session

Screenshot_1

:O A SCHEDULED AUSIA EVENT NOT ON A SAUURDAY? Ooh yes, good JOB AUSIA!

Sizes: 15-20

Tactic rating: 8.6/10

USA Battle VS Red Hippos [Victory]

red hippos + acp = dead hippos

Sizes: 20-25

Tactic rating: 8.6/10

Posts

None

Tuesday, 8th of March

Events

None- always on a Tuesday now!

Posts

None!

Wednesday, 16th of March

Events

UK Defence of Snow Fort VS Nachos [Loss]

Screenshot at Mar 16 15-59-55.png

Yes, this is the point where ACP Recap turns into a war recap. DEAL WITH IT.

Sizes: 0/10

Tactic rating: 0/10

USA Invasion of Fjord VS Nachos [Win]

YRS. SUCH PERFECT FORMATION. SUCH PERFECT TACTIC. YESSSS!

Sizes: 20+

Tactic rating: 8.6/10

Posts

Click HERE for another of Trader’s Nachos war posts… it’s really on..

Click HERE for Bam’s cruel post to Nachos- OH BOY IT’S REALLY REALLY ON!

Thursday, 17th of March

Events

AUSIA Tactic Session

Screenshot_16

Loookin goood AUSIA!

Sizes: 15-20

Tactic rating: 8.2/10

Cleansing of Breeze

an E-Z E+G tactic

Sizes: 25+

Tactic rating: 8.9/10

Posts

Click HERE for Bam’s reply to Dan101 (Nacho leader’s) accusation

Friday, 18th of March 

Events

UK Invasion of Crunch VS Nachos [Loss]

Nachos and ice cream.. chips and ice cream.. adventure time episode, anyone?

Sizes: 8-12+

Tactic rating: 7.2/10

Posts

CLick HERE for Trader’s message to Kevin.. a mean message.

Saturday, 19th of March

Events

UK March Madness Tournament Round 2 VS UMA [Victory]

OMG! Cancer awareness ribbbon! BETTER THAN A SWASTIKA GUYS.

Sizes: Up to 35

Tactic rating: 9.2/10

UK Defence of Breeze VS Nachos [Loss]

Screenshot at Mar 19 16-02-29.png

damnit bam i told u about this

Sizes: 0/10

Tactic rating: 0/10 

USA Invasion of Sleet vs Nachos [Both armies claimed victory]

Screenshot_37

Nachos are meant for eating, bro.

Sizes: 15-25

Tactic rating: 8.7/10

Posts

None



UK Force

Current average size: 15-20+↑

Performance rating: 8.4/10

USA Force

Current average size: 20-25+↑

Performance rating: =8.7/10

AUSIA Force

Current average size: 15-20↓

Performance rating: 8.4/10

Overall performance: 25.5/30↑

Last week’s performance: 22.4/30 =11% Rise!

We had 9 successful events this week ||  4 more than last week. 

 We’ve had 2 AUSIA events, 2 UK eventS, 1 UK/USA event, 4 USA events || We’ve had an increase in ALL divison  events compared to last week.. YAHOO!

The highest sizes we’ve reached this week was up to 40 during the UK/USA March Madness Battle VS UMA  || Last week‘s highest size was up to 37

13 posts were posted throughout the week. || 1 more than last week.

The average amount of views we got on the site throughout the week: 378 views || Last week the average amount of views was 404 views.NO! HOW!

The force with the highest average tactic rating is the USA force  with an average of 8.76/ 10 for the tactic rating, MORE compared to last week’s highest average tactic rating. The UK are  2nd with 8.46/10 and AUSIA  last with with 8.4/10!

Slime’s stuff of the week

Facts

  • Nintendo has so much money that they could lose 250 million dollars a year and won’t be bankrupt by 2052
  • Japanese video game publisher Namco has released, for a limited time, a new potato chip-flavored soda as a prize.
  • Pepper Pig was once banned in Australia since the show told children not to be scared of spiders.
  • A penguin was once knighted in Norway.
  • There are more ways to shuffle a deck of cards than there are atoms on earth.
  • There is six times the processing power on a TI-83 graphing calculator than on the Apollo 11.
  • People once believed ketchup had medicinal properties.
  • AOL still earns millions of dollars from people who still subscribe to their dial-up service.
  • Barbie’s real name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
  • France last used a guillotine to execute someone after the first Star Wars premiered
  • The time between the first airplane flight and landing on the moon was only 66 years.

Alrighty, now that was a whole big post! Hope you enjoyed it, sorry for no search terms of video.. runnin outta time here.. see you guys next week! Or two weeks!

~PURP

 

One Response

  1. look at that forehead on the first clown cereal LOL

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