Quotes

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I thought I would write down some of the funniest and most memorable things I have heard in my army career. If you have a funny quote, comment the link to the comment, picture, etc. or just copy and paste it. Tell me approximately when it was and who said it.

~Boomer

“can I have owner”
~Tails

“This is THE Army OF Club Penguin. It’s not just AN army IN Club Penguin.”
~Oagalthorp

“I dont march to the beat of the drums, I hear maracas!”
~Shadow2446

“Takin it back Old Skool.”
~Shadow2446

“Today, at 10:54am RPF slipped into Snow Fort, and accidentally conquered it.”
~Dragonninja0

Zippy500: “You’re not the guy for me. Cause I’m in love with Person’s mom!”
Person1233: ” 😮 ”

Lucario98765: “Wow, I thought you all would hate me when I joined Nachos.”
Fort57: “I hate you Luc.”
Lucario98765: “I love you too Fort.”

“Sorry I couldn’t attend the battle,I was saving a baby owl from certain death!”
~The Jungle N

“It’s better to have a smart mouth than to be a dumb *** Mindy.”
~Kyle Cease

“If Luc is a Boy,and The Cow’s a Lesbian,Wouldn’t that make both of them Straight?”
~Omega39

“MY SOLDIERS ARE COMPLETE DRUNKS. THEY ARE ALL 100% DRUNK. I stepped on Trooper Duck’s eggs”
~Ductator Duck

Bluey92123:I once woke up with my Pants in my mouth
Iasgae 56: That must have been one crazy night

“I shoulda never shoved all those poor animals up my ***”
~Kyle Cease

Terrking24: “I was just about to click tit.” *it it not tit IT IT”
Boomer 20:“lol nice typo xD”

Rapidy:“Rap’s getting funky with the Monkeys.”
Nakib:“Ohh that means with Ankita that she’s a monkey?”
Goalkeeper7: “He might be gay…”

Peguin21795: “I’m so happy, I am about to **** my pants.”
Capuzzi:“Not in front of me plz.”

Fort57:“** Get’s megaphone LUC NIC’S ON*”
Boomer 20:“*Throws rock at Luc’s window, get up lazy ***!!”
Nicole6754: “*Kicks Boomer’s ****”

Pat:“I lost a fight against ACP. 👿 ”
Boomer 20:“Good job Pat now you’re a small asterisk in the ACP Kicked Your *** category.”

Aka should be Field Janitor
-Commando717

Blue Speed 7: “Can I have me medal of honour though?”
Solraida:“I’ve been here for 3 years I should get the medal of no life xD.”
Abercrombe29: “If you keep asking, you’ll get the medal of banned award.”

Oagalthorp: “P.S. Boomer: Great speeches, you have more talent than I thought.”
Boomer 20: “Thanks. That means a lot from you.”
Abercrombe29: (sarcastic) “Wow, what an honor.”
Fort57:” 😡 Oagal never gave me a compliment like that.”

[Kick] “I have kicked Your_Mom_is_HOT Reason: My mom says thanks but you haven’t hit puberty yet.”
~Baloon451

Boomer 20:“Berry what do I suck? *why  O wow that was a bad typo xD.”
Person1233: “You suck lollipops. 8) ”
Fort57:“Ohh Boomer bad timing, Person was here xD.”
Boomer 20:“Yeah ik. 😐 Could have been a lot worse tho xD.”

“I Milked Saints Cat”
~Bluey92123

Johnhancoff: “Can I be a mod for a sex? *sec”
Snowy 351: [Kick] “No sex talk here.”

“It’s like, dude, Jewish people get 8 days because they don’t make as big deal about it. Why did you have to go and make Christmas 12 days!”
~Kyle Cease about the guy who thought of the “12 Days of Christmas”

“Boomer I dare u to turn of the tv in a milk sex. **mil sec* LOL”
~Missfrog4

“Nachos are tasty. I dunno about the army being tasty though.”
~Some n00b on Mammoth

“Matre is a b0oblet”
~Boomer

“You see, I am kinda like a weed. A really friendly weed who kicks butt, but a weed nonetheless.”
~Alpha 1

“Boomer’s a major cutie-pie. What a stud-muffin. 😛 xD”
~Oagalthorp (kidding 😆 )

“I still remember when Big Balls banned me on forum. Oh crap…um *Big Balla. 😳 Sorry, s is right next to the a. I still hate him/her/it anyway.”
~Headofpolice

“She’s banned forever. There’s no such thing as long enough.”
~Fort57

“Hey I’m mad Commando, you melted my hands of plutonium. 😡 ”
~Clintos007

“El pollo es muy importante.”
~Boomer 20 with a purposefully incorrect translation

“If you want the tallest building in the city, you have two options. You can either build the tallest building, or tear down all those that are taller than yours.”
~Oagalthorp

“I will post our strategy when the Snow Forts return and the puffles are killed.. err… removed.”
~Person1233

“boy who plays club penguin died”
~Search term that linked to the SSACP site

“to know when u have anger problems”
~Search term that linked to the SSACP site

“conficker, you know, computer viruses are created by the government to keep people in geek squad in business xD” ~Hoppy Toe

Foxtails: “I got out of WoW 10 minutes ago”
Dryvit: “WoW?,Is that a Code name for Meat?”

Penguink2: “ACP sucks!”
Seanehawk: ” If ACP sucks so much, it shows how AWESOME you are being here.”

Saint1119: “I bet my dad 5 bucks that I could lick my elbow by the end of the week. So i went to Wiki Answers and found out how: 1.Using a chainsaw, remove your non-dominant arm. 2. Stick out your tongue. 3. Pick up the arm with your other, working arm and touch the elbow to your tongue. 4. Seek medical help IMMEDIATELY. 5. You should be on the phone with 911 no more than 15 seconds after you started these these steps.”
Kg 007: “That’s a little extreme…”
Saint1119: “Dude… 5 bucks.”

Saint: “ABER. ABER ABER ABER ABER.”
Luc: “MOM. MOM MOM MOM.”
Chris: “wut”

Kj Bulldogs: “We are 75% nachos and 50% acp.”
Saint: “Thats 125% idiot…”

“Oagal was a great leader while he was a leader.”
~Dr Nono Jr

“What’s air?”
~Foxtails

“I Like School”
~Seanehawk

“*Kick* No selling Penguins…They Have Rights,You Know.”
~Motor 20

Hattrick: “Nono, link me to the quotes page.”
Dr Nono Jr: “Okay, do you want the censored version or the uncensored version? Oh, who am I kidding? You’re Hatt! Here’s the uncensored version.”

Ganondorf: “I’m back with a day! Mwa ha ha! And maybe if I sweet talk Fox, I can get a power out of him!”
Dr Nono Jr: “O_O… That’s going on the quotes page XP”
Sonic the 1: “Big hit!”
Ganondorf: “What?”

Boomer 20: A.K.A Gay Pride parades aren’t for me only
Boomer 20: Owned
Shaboomboom: XD
Boomer 20: *men

(about Track racing)
Oagalthorp: Whats his best time?
Kg 007: Fast.
Oagalthorp: . . . a time would help . . .
Kg 007: 1 o’clock

Tehpie1530: What are you if you are asexual and gay?
Dryvit: A nacho?

“March on!”

~Oagalthorp

“Clovers Forever!”
~Dryvit

“ACP Forever!”
~Stev712

“Even in defeat, may you all be triumphant.”
~Stev712

“The past is over and the future doesn’t exist yet. Do what you can while you can do it, and you’ll be set for the future you create.”
~Oagalthorp

“Ken, I know this might be legitimately retarded but lets invade Mammoth again.”
~Bfan212

Shaboomboom: “Ken is my fiance”
Kenneth1000:” Errr”
Shaboomboom:“Kenneth’s a girl right”?
Kenneth1000: “Uhhh No Shab”
Shaboomboom: ” Close enough, we just had our 5th baby. Speaking of that we have to drown it again.”

“If you are Acp once, you are Acp forever. . . . because the Army of Club Penguin will always be the Army of Club Penguin.” ~Totojess

“No one ever wins a internet argument, so shut up already”
~Lillie Rose

Motor20:”club penguin has horses does that mean acp can have a cavalry”
Iasgae56:“i love hoes”
Iasgae56:“hoses*”
Iasgae56:”horses**”
Candycloud19:”xD”

Fox: “OMG GUYS GUESS WHAT”
Jack: “whut?”
Freddy: “WHAT”
Buck: “WHAT?”
Fox: “I JUST SPELLED SEANEHAWK WRONG”
Freddy: “Wow Fox that’s like a Canadian spelling hockey wrong”
Fox: “IKR! wait what?”

Fox: “Hey y’all this is Axxeor, my li’l bro.”
Axx: “Yo.”
Chat: “Hi Axx.”
Axx: “U kno fox i can ruin ur life here.”
Fox: “And how exactly?”
Axx: 2 words: “Meat and Shab”
Fox: “Excuse me?”
Axx: “u kno u want them with their pants down”
Fox: “EXCUSE ME?!?”
Saint: “OMG LMAO”
Saint: “AXX YOU COULD NOT HAVE PICKED TWO BETTER PEOPLE LMAO”

“The day the Nachos betray UMA is the day Oagalthorp kills Chuck Norris.”
-Person1233 on UMA site (April 25th 2011, Nachos declare war on UMA).

“I lay down on my bed, look at the stars, and wonder, “What the hell happened to my ceiling?”
-Uno148

“She’s banned forever. There’s no such thing as long enough”
~Fort57

“I WANNA GET YOU ALL UP IN MY CROTCH”

~Buckleybeans

“CAIT IS A LES COUGAR”

~Joker

“I’ll vote Fox for 3ic, he seems like a good guy”

~Unknown ACP soldier

“Just to let you know, I’m eating a banana and thinking of you”

~Ekpenguin

“Actions are words that are not spoken”

~Superoo

“I just need to know how to eat, sleep and poo. Then I’m set for life.”

~Emp

”Clovers give you wiiings.”

~Purple slime4

“Bye Cas.”

~Flipmoo

“Never give up, because only then will you be a true “looser.”

~King Mondo

“We must thrive for growth continually in order to survive. That is what this world has come to now.”

~King Mondo